{"id":1035,"date":"2015-10-12T12:07:39","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T16:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robinbotie.com\/blog\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2015-10-12T16:08:24","modified_gmt":"2015-10-12T20:08:24","slug":"6-helpful-tips-surviving-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robinbotie.com\/blog\/6-helpful-tips-surviving-party\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Helpful Tips for Surviving a Party"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Robin<\/a><\/em>My best friend\u2019s annual cider party was taking place on Sunday afternoon. All week she\u2019d been cooking and preparing for it. There would be five fabulous Finger Lakes Feasting<\/a> soups. There would be cheeses, homemade cookies, and lots of apples to hand- press into cider. This was an event my children and I always looked forward to each October. Indeed, my grown son would be showing up for it this year. So a part of me really wanted to be there.<\/p>\n

But I hate parties. I\u2019m not good at small talk. Going alone to a party takes more courage than I can usually muster. And I never know who or what I\u2019ll meet up with that could trigger an unattractive emotional meltdown. A thousand reasons have stopped me from attending joyous events in the past. I\u2019ll go for a short while, just to make an appearance<\/em>, I told myself this time.<\/p>\n

So here are my 6 tips for how to survive a party when you\u2019re alone, shy, grieving, or simply a perpetual party pooper:<\/p>\n

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  1. Pretend you\u2019re the maid. If you can\u2019t be sociable, be helpful. Serve food or wash dishes. A really brilliant idea is to bring something that needs to be cut up or prepared, so you can be there busy, with a purpose.<\/li>\n
  2. Hang out by the food and reward yourself for showing up. Since it may be the last party you ever go to, you might as well enjoy the fixings.<\/li>\n
  3. Walk around pretending you\u2019re looking for someone. Find another shy, solo guest and ask if he\u2019s got any pets.<\/li>\n
  4. Take the resident dog for a walk around the block.<\/li>\n
  5. Check the messages on your cellphone and then, in a not-too-inconspicuous corner, in a posture that conveys cool indifference to the surrounding scene, make your weekly call to your mother.<\/li>\n
  6. Pretend you\u2019ve been hired to take photographs.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    At the party on Sunday, by the time I did everything on this list, I\u2019d overeaten, used up the battery on my camera, and hit my head on the cider press in the process of being helpful. But I ended up staying for the after-party, which is really the best part of any party anyway, when only the family and closest friends sit back with full bellies around a campfire, gaze at the stars, and tell stories about animal encounters and food.<\/p>\n

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    Got any other ideas? Please share.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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